nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

trippingoverjoy:

girlgrowingsmall:

mineralists:

White Coral has made this carved skull just a little bit creepy!

I don’t think you understand. That is not white coral. That is dead coral. Actually, it is the remaining bone structure of a colony of dead corals. To sum up, it is a human skull carved out of the skeletal remains of hundreds of deceased little beings. “A little bit creepy” doesn’t cover it.

That skull looks like it’s covered in lace, that is freaking cool.

enchantedbyhiddles:

tomhardy-tomsofty:

booty vs booty

I’m always amazed how much control Chris has over that shield. When Tom turns it is swinging around uncontrollably, while in Chris’ hand it stays perfectly still.

the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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behindthesefangirleyes:

obsessiforge:

nanenna:

madokasmagical:

Okay but consider this: mermaids in space

Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!

Luring astronauts into black holes with a song that carries across the void where no one can hear you scream

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priaposts:

Dumbledore.

princehamlette:

"They started out as a massive gang.  Their motorcycles would shoot down highways like lightening strikes as they whipped through town after town, there were enough bikes to shake the glass in the window panes of each city left in the dust.  Person by person, they were picked off by rival gangs until only a few remained, scattered to the wind.  All that’s left are two brothers, an ex-priest and a hatred so strong it fuels their bikes farther and loads their guns faster than any man has ever seen…."
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princehamlette:

"They started out as a massive gang.  Their motorcycles would shoot down highways like lightening strikes as they whipped through town after town, there were enough bikes to shake the glass in the window panes of each city left in the dust.  Person by person, they were picked off by rival gangs until only a few remained, scattered to the wind.  All that’s left are two brothers, an ex-priest and a hatred so strong it fuels their bikes farther and loads their guns faster than any man has ever seen…."

Costume Challenge: Style and draw pre-existing garments, 200$ per costume budget, Photoshop CS5.

Find out what they are wearing on my portfolio site.

PRINTS AVAILABLE HERE